Hong Kong, Hong Kong Part 4 - The Pornographic Heaven

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Went to Wong Kok today with Raymond, killing our time before meeting up with PG to return her the camera. Sorry lar, I would have taken a few shots for this story but since I am returning the camera to her, and don't really want her to keep a collection of those offending pics (cultural shock), decided to keep the impact mild lar :D

By accident, we ended in a plaza just around the corner of Wong Kok. We were kind of tired already and a bit "sean"lah (hey, two 30 years old guys doing window shopping together is pretty boring okay.... people may think that we are engaging in Brokeback Mountain activity or something).

Once we reached the first floor...... suddenly I saw an amazing scene. I felt the blood gushing up to my head and flowing wildly like Tsunami! My heart was beating like a wild horse, my face turned red, I breath heavily, I felt sweat in my hand and streams of sweat just dripped down from my forehead continuously. I saw stars, I felt the plaza turning....... oh my god........ this is fantasy island man........ This whole floor sells nothing but PORNO DVDS!!!!!

Shops after shops of pornos..... Scene after scene of naked ladies. No movies, no series and certainly no dramas! Nothing but porns only. Everyone was displaying the DVDs on the shelves and everyone was playing some sample on their TVs (with volumn blasted to the max). Thus, what I heard every where was "Ooooh.... ahhhh...... yeahh....... more......." The whole floor was filled with these seducing TV screen and sounds.....

We checked from one store to another and realised that they were almost the same everywhere.... Think they have more than millions over collection here, ranging from Japan, US, Africa, Russia etc etc....

The cost:
Buy 1 DVD = HK$30
Buy 2 DVDs = HK$50
Buy 7 DVDs = HK$100 (and they give up to 9 DVDs if they are desperate)

Thus, we bought 2. OK. Just to watch it in the hotel lar.... me so lonely. Can't bring back to KL mah....

Immediately after we bought the DVDs, we walked out of the plaza. On the way to the escalator, two policemen walked up with walkie talkie, suddenly I heard a tunderous sound of shops closing down.... Bang, bang, bang, bang............. this was amazing man..... so funny.

Watched it in the hotel after that. Felt a bit cheated....... damn, those porn DVDs I bought were worse than "3 cap" lar..... nothing juicy at all.... damn....... cannot compared to the collections I have from home.